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If Someone Plays A Brooding Actor In A Film, People Think They're Brooding All The Time.

To Really Appreciate Life You Got To Know You're Going To Die.

Have You Ever Talked To Someone, And You're Not Even Really Talking To Them? Actors Are The Worst For That.

I Never In My Wildest Imagination Dreamed That I Would Somehow Become A Sports Commentator.

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