The Key To Good Eavesdropping Is Not

There's Information About Everything From Poetry To Pills, From Picture Frames To Pyramids, And From Pudding To Psychology--and That's Just In The P Aisle, Which We're Walking Down Right Now.

The Right Boys I Always Toss And The Wrong Ones I Keep On Top Of Me Like Paperweights.

Every Night I Give A Violin Recital For Six Hours, And Attendance Is Mandatory. The Word 'mandatory' Means That If You Don't Show Up, You Have To Buy Me A Large Bag Of Candy And Watch Me Eat It.

There Is No Easy Way To Train An Apprentice. My Two Tools Are Example And Nagging.

The Last Time I Saw You I Was Trying To Throw Thumbtacks Into Your Cradle!