The Irs Spends God Knows How Much

This Nation Is So Friendly That The Leading Cause Of Injury Is Getting Passionately Embraced By Strangers.

Democracy: In Which You Say What You Like And Do What You're Told.

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The Reason It's Called "grape Nuts" Is That It Contains "dextrose," Which Is Also Sometimes Called "grape Sugar," And Also Because "grape Nuts" Is Catchier, In Terms Of Marketing, Than "a Cross Between Gerbil Food And Gravel," Which Is What It Tastes Like.

Auto Racing Is Boring Except When A Car Is Going At Least 172 Miles Per Hour Upside Down.