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No Man Ever Distinguished Himself Who Could Not Bear To Be Laughed At.

We Perfectly Agreed In Our Ideas Of Traveling; We Hurried From Place To Place As Fast As Horses And Wheels, And Curses And Guineas, Could Carry Us.

Half The Good Intentions Of My Life Have Been Frustrated By My Unfortunate Habit Of Putting Things Off Till To-morrow.

In Marrying, A Man Does Not, To Be Sure, Marry His Wife's Mother; And Yet A Prudent Man, When He Begins To Think Of The Daughter, Would Look Sharp At The Mother; Ay, And Back To The Grandmother Too, And Along The Whole Female Line Of Ancestry.

Let The Sexes Mutually Forgive Each Other Their Follies; Or, What Is Much Better, Let Them Combine Their Talents For Their General Advantage.