The Internet Is Overrated. It's Much Smaller

My Ultimate Vocation In Life Is To Be An Irritant, Someone Who Disrupts The Daily Drag Of Life Just Enough To Leave The Victim Thinking There's Maybe More To It All Than The Mere Hum-drum Quality Of Existence.

I Could Promise That I'll Always Be True To You, But We May Not Live To Be So Old.

I Feel Like A Juggler Running Out Of Hands.

I Find Humming Is Very Useful.

The Truth Can't Hurt You, It's Just Like The Dark. It Scares You Witless, But In Time You See Things Clear And Stark.