The Internet Has Become A Hate-filled Town

I Know That Oswald Killed Kennedy. Now, Was He Pushed? Encouraged To Do It By Outsiders? Possibly. Possibly. Was He Sitting Down With Fidel Castro? No.

I Am Who I Am: An Irish Catholic Kid, Working Class From Long Island. And I Made It Big.

In A Country Where People's Attention Span Is Short And They Are Holding The Clicker In Their Hand, And They Got A Hundred Other Options, You Have To Basically Understand What The Audience Is Responding To. If You Don't, You're Going To Fail.

You Know What's Really Frightening? You (jon Stewart) Actually Have An Influence On This Presidential Election. That Is Scary, But It's True. You've Got Stoned Slackers Watching Your Dopey Show Every Night And They Can Vote.

Jesus Of Nazareth Was The Most Famous Human Being Who Ever Lived On This Planet, And He Had No Infrastructure, And It's Never Been Done. He Had No Government, No Pr Guy, No Money, No Structure. He Had Nothing, Yet He Became The Most Famous Human Being Ever.