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If Mr. Einstein Doesn't Like The Natural Laws Of The Universe, Let Him Go Back To Where He Came From.

When We Think Back To Our Forefathers, With Their Sedentary Lives Of Forest-chopping, Railroad-building, Fortune-founding, Their Fox-hunting And Indian Taming, Their Prancing About In The Mazurka And The Polka, With Their Coattails Flying And Their Bustles Bouncing, To Say Nothing Of Their All-day Sessions With The Port And Straight Bourbon,... We Must Realize That We Are A Nation, Not Of Neurasthenics, But Of Sissies And Slow-motion Sports.

Defining And Analyzing Humor Is A Pastime Of Humorless People.

My Only Solution For The Problem Of Habitual Accidents Is To Stay In Bed All Day. Even Then, There Is Always The Chance That You Will Fall Out.

There Seems To Be No Lengths To Which Humorless People Will Not Go To Analyze Humor. It Seems To Worry Them.