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Letting Him Manage In The Major Leagues Is Like Sending Bo Derek Through Cellblock A Without A Bodyguard.

I Do Have A Family, And Obviously I Spend As Much Time As I Can With Them. Though Even When I'm With My Family, My Mind Tends To Drift Toward Baseball.

Let's Try To Find Ten Good Things To Say About Albert Belle: 10. So Far As We Know, He's Never Killed Anyone. 9. He Is Handsome, And Built Like A God. 8. He Played Every Game. 7. He Has Never Appeared On The Jerry Springer Show. 6. He Was An Underrated Base Runner Who Was Rarely Caught Stealing. 5. He Hasn't Been Arrested In Several Years. 4. He Is Very Bright. 3. He Works Hard. 2. He Has Never Spoken Favorably About Adolf Hitler, Saddam Hussein, Or Any Other Foreign Madman. 1. The Man Could Hit.

It's Easy For People To Grow Up In Our Society Believing That Certain Lifestyles Are Risk Free When They Certainly Are Not.

How Easy It Is For A Fantasy To Grab Hold Of Your Foot Like A Rope, And Dangle Your Life Upside Down While Brigands Go Through Your Pockets. Deal With The Life You've Got. Solve The Problems You Have, Rather Than Fantasizing About A Life Without Them.