The Human Mind Is A Delusion Generator,

The Best Any Human Can Do Is To Pick A Delusion That Helps Him Get Through The Day. This Is Why People Of Different Religions Can Generally Live In Peace. At Some Level, We All Suspect That Other People Don't Believe Their Own Religion Any More Than We Believe Ours.

Why Aren't You Signed Up For The 401k? I'd Never Be Able To Run That Far.

There’s Nothing More Humbling Than Seeing Your Best Quotes In A List, And Thinking They Could Have Been Written By A Coma Patient With A Keyboard And Spasms.

Failure Is Where Success Likes To Hide In Plain Sight.

In The Future, Airplanes Will Be Flown By A Dog And A Pilot. And The Dog's Job Will Be To Make Sure That If The Pilot Tries To Touch Any Of The Buttons, The Dog Bites Him.