The Human Mind Is A Delusion Generator,

I Believe Everybody In The World Should Have Guns. Citizens Should Have Bazookas And Rocket Launchers Too. I Believe That All Citizens Should Have Their Weapons Of Choice. However, I Also Believe That Only I Should Have The Ammunition. Because Frankly, I Wouldn't Trust The Rest Of The Goobers With Anything More Dangerous Than String.

There's A Fine Line Between Participation And Mockery.

When Life Gives You Lemons... Choke On Them And Die... You Stupid Lemon Eater.

Some People Fear That Technology Will Become More Engaging Than Live Human Interactions. That's Silly; Technology Is Already Way More Interesting Than Other People.

For Five Hundred Dollars, I'll Name A Subatomic Particle After You. Some Of My Satisfied Customers Include Arthur C. Quark And George Meson.