The Hip Hop Community Is Not At

I Don't Have 'the Jerry Springer Show'. I Just Got 'family Feud', But Some Of Them Families, When They Lose, Man, They Have Some Real Conversations With Each Other Back Behind That Wall, But I've Never Been Involved In Any Of Them.

If I Were An Animal, I'd Probably Be A Bald Eagle, Since I'm Already Bald And I Love To Fish. But I'd Probably Be A Shaky-ass Eagle Because I'm Afraid Of Flying.

It's A Woman's Right To Know A Man's Intentions Upfront. Because, Once You Get Emotionally Attached To A Man And You Sleep With Him, It's Too Late.

I Know How Men Think When They're Not Responding To Questions In A Clinical Study.

I Tell People I'm A Stand-up Comedian Two Hours A Week. The Rest Of The Time, I'm Somebody's Husband, I'm Somebody's Father. I'm A Man. I Take Great Pride In That.