The Hardest Thing To Believe When You're

In Her Abhorrrence Of A Vacuum, Nature, For The Furtherance Of Her Favorite Hobby, Has Often To Resort To Strange Devices. If She Could But Understand That Vacuity Is Sometimes Better Than Superfluity!

Marriage Is Mostly Puttin' Up With Things, I Reckon, When It Ain't Makin' Believe.

But, Of Course Only Morons Would Ever Think Or Speak Of Themselves As Intellectuals. That's Why They All Look So Sad.

Women Are One Of The Almighty's Enigmas To Prove To Men That He Knows More Than They Do.

Women Love With Their Imagination And Men With Their Senses.