The Harder I Work The More I

Civilization Is A Disease Produced By The Practice Of Building Societies With Rotten Material.

Suppose The World Were Only One Of God's Jokes, Would You Work Any The Less To Make It A Good Joke Instead Of A Bad One?

The Fickleness Of The Women I Love Is Only Equalled By The Infernal Constancy Of The Women Who Love Me.

The Theory That Music Has A Depraving Effect On Morals Has Now Been Abandoned To The Old Women Of Both Sexes.

Whenever I See The Word Operation, Especially Trifling Operation, I At Once Write Off The Patient As Dead.