The Happiness Of Every Country Depends Upon

Punctuality Is The Soul Of Business.

He Who Sports Compliments, Unless He Takes Good Aim, May Miss His Mark, And Be Wounded By The Recoil Of His Own Weapon.

Fact Is Stranger Than Fiction.

Coerced Innocence Is Like An Imprisoned Lark,--open The Door, And It Is Off Forever. The Bird That Roams Through The Sky And The Groves Unrestrained Knows How To Dodge The Hawk And Protect Itself; But The Caged One, The Moment It Leaves Its Bars And Bolts Behind, Is Pounced Upon By The Fowler Or The Vulture.

Wise Men, Like Wine, Are Best When Old; Pretty Women, Like Bread, Are Best When Young.