The Guys Have Told Me Not To

Some Of God's Greatest Gifts Are Unanswered Prayers.

Sometimes I Thank God... For Cheeseburgers.

I've Been Taking Batting Practice In My Barn Where Nobody Can See Me, So I May Be Better Than Anyone Thinks.

It's Midnight Cinderella, But Don't Worry None. Cause I'm Peter The Pumpkin Eater And The Party's Just Begun.

I Don't Fly Any Awards At The House. Any Award You Get Is Usually For Something You've Done In The Past. And I Like To Keep Looking Forward.