The Greatest Things In The World Are

It Is Said That Truth Comes From The Mouths Of Fools And Children: I Wish Every Good Mind Which Feels An Inclination For Satire Would Reflect That The Finest Satirist Always Has Something Of Both In Him.

The Drive To Propagate Our Race Has Also Propagated A Lot Of Other Things

There Are People Who Can Believe Anything They Wish. What Lucky Creatures!

The Fly That Doesn't Want To Be Swatted Is Most Secure When It Lights On The Fly-swatter.

The Journalists Have Constructed For Themselves A Little Wooden Chapel, Which They Also Call The Temple Of Fame, In Which They Put Up And Take Down Portraits All Day Long And Make Such A Hammering You Can't Hear Yourself Speak.