The Great Man Is A Man Who

Christianity Supplies A Hell For The People Who Disagree With You And A Heaven For Your Friends.

Editor: A Person Employed By A Newspaper, Whose Business It Is To Separate The Wheat From The Chaff, And To See That The Chaff Is Printed.

Know What You Want To Do, Hold The Thought Firmly, And Do Every Day What Should Be Done, And Every Sunset Will See You That Much Nearer To Your Goal.

Football: A Sport That Bears The Same Relation To Education That Bullfighting Does To Agriculture.

Pray That Success Will Not Come Any Faster Than You Are Able To Endure It.