The Grace Of God Is Courtesy.

It Is Sometimes Necessary To Lie Damnably In The Interests Of The Nation.

The World Is Full Of Double Beds And Most Delightful Maidenheads, Which Being So, There's No Excuse For Sodomy Or Self-abuse.

It Is The Best Of All Trades, To Make Songs, And The Second Best To Sing Them.

The Machine Does Not Control The Mind Of Man, Though It Affects The Mind Of Man; It Is The Mind Of Man That Can And Should Control The Machine.

Just As There Is Nothing Between The Admirable Omelet And The Intolerable, So With Autobiography.