The Good Thing About Being Pregnant Is

For Me, Coming To Work And Laughing Is So Much More Preferable Than Coming To Work And Having To Cry Over A Corpse Or Something. That's A Drag.

I'm In The Middle Of My Own 'project Runway' Challenge Given To Me By My Daughter's Preschool. All The Parents Have To Make An Outfit For Their Kids, For School Pictures, Made Entirely Out Of Recycled Objects. I Can Not Believe I Have Homework.

I Only Became A Celebrity Because I Had A Kid. Before I Was Pregnant Nobody Cared. I Joke To My Agent That Having A Baby Made My Career.

Becoming A Mom Allowed Me To Just Relax In A Way I Never Had Before. I Used To Care A Lot About What I Looked Like In Public Or What People Thought Of Me. I Care At Least 40 Percent Less Now.

I Don't Believe In Guilty Pleasures. If You Enjoy Something, There's Nothing Guilty About It.