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The Good News Is, The Stock Market Is Closed And It Can't Hurt Us Again Until Tomorrow.
-Jay Leno
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The Good News Is, The Stock Market
Jay Leno
The Good News Is, The Stock Market Is Closed And It Can't Hurt Us Again Until Tomorrow.
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