The Golden Globes Are Fun. The Oscars

How Can Anybody Hate Nurses? Nobody Hates Nurses. The Only Time You Hate A Nurse Is When They're Giving You An Enema.

I Don't Think There's Anything To Be Admired In Lying, Cheating Or Philandering. But There Might Be Something To Be Admired In Not Burning People At The Stake Because They Have Those Weaknesses.

And The Success Of The Union Movement, Historically, Has Always Been To Benefit All Working Men And Women - Not Just People Who Belong To The Union.

I've Never Been One To Shortchange The Importance Of Actors.

My Notion Of A Wife At 40 Is That A Man Should Be Able To Change Her, Like A Bank Note, For Two 20s.