The Golden Globes Are Fun. The Oscars

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Marriage Requires A Special Talent, Like Acting. Monogamy Requires Genius.

Government Is Not Show Business.

How Can Anybody Hate Nurses? Nobody Hates Nurses. The Only Time You Hate A Nurse Is When They're Giving You An Enema.

There's No Point In Making A Movie Just To Be Making A Movie.