The German Asparagus Are Fabulous.

It Is Incredibly Presumptive For Somebody Who Has Not Yet Earned His Party's Nomination To Start Speculating About Vice Presidents.

In Iraq We Are Fighting Against Men With Blind Hatred And Armed With Lethal Weapons Who Are Capable Of Any Atrocity. They Wear No Uniform; They Respect No Laws Of Warfare Or Morality. They Take Innocent Lives To Create Chaos For The Cameras.

This Nation Is Daring And Decent And Ready For Change.

A Year Ago, My Approval Rating Was In The 30s, My Nominee For The Supreme Court Had Just Withdrawn, And My Vice President Had Shot Someone. Ah, Those Were The Good Old Days.

I Understand Gas Prices Are Like A Hidden Tax - Not A Hidden Tax; It's Taking Money Out Of People's Pockets. I Know That.