The Game Of Life Is Good, Though

Men Do Not Knowingly Drink For The Effect Alcohol Produces On The Body. What They Drink For Is The Brain-effect; And If It Must Come Through The Body, So Much The Worse For The Body.

I Was Five Years Old The First Time I Got Drunk.

Limited Minds Can Recognize Limitations Only In Others.

Life Is So Short. I Would Rather Sing One Song Than Interpret The Thousand.

The Human Race Is Doomed To Sink Back Farther And Farther Into The Primitive Night Ere Again It Begins Its Bloody Climb Upward To Civilization.