The Future's A Weirder Place Than We

If You Stare At Someone Long Enough, They'll Eventually Look Back At You.

Each Generation Of Rabbis Is Necessarily Less Perfect Than The Rabbis That Came Before, Since Each Generation Is More Removed From The Perfection Of The Garden. Therefore, No Rabbi Is Allowed To Overturn Any Of His Forebears' Wisdom, Since They Are All, By Definition, Smarter Than Him.

It's Part Of A Cycle Of Stories I'm Writing Where I Deconstruct Classic Science Fiction.

I Don't Know Anything About Press Conferences." "oh, Just Google It. I'm Sure Someone's Written An Article On Holding A Successful One. I Mean, If The President Can Manage It, I'm Sure You Can. He Looks Like He Can Barely Tie His Shoes Without Help.

We Have A Name For Things That Don't Copy Themselves: Dead.