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Girls Didn't Really Take Much Interest In Me Until I Was About 14. But I Knew How To Talk To Them Very Quickly. What I Figured Out - That My Friends Didn't - Was You Have To Talk To Women Like You're Not Constantly Trying To Have Sex With Them. That Seemed To Work.

Film Sets Are A Strange Place, But An Exciting Place. I Do Love My Work; I Really Enjoy Going To Work. But If You Just Spend All Your Time On Film Sets Or Even On Stage, You Can Become A Michael Jackson Figure, Living In Your Own Little Universe.

At The Heart Of Every Really Good Christmas Movie Is The Threat, I Suppose, To Christmas. Something Is Wrong With Christmas, In All Of These Movies. In 'the Polar Express,' There's A Kid That Doesn't Really Believe, And That's The Threat To Christmas. In 'santa Claus: The Movie,' Jealousy And Greed Are Threatening To Overrun His Christmas.

I Learned Something From A String Of Failed Relationships. You Don't See A Pattern Quickly. You See It Over Time. I Learned To Stop Jumping In At The First Sign Of Attraction. As Soon As You're Attracted To Someone, You Go For It - Whether Or Not It's A Good Idea. Basically, Just Going Out And Getting Laid.

Passing My Motorcycle Theory Test Gave Me A Disproportionate Feeling Of Greatness.