The Funniest People Are The Saddest Once

The Vices Come As Passengers, Visit Us As Guest And Stay As Masters.

The Gentleman Desires To Be Halting In Speech But Quick In Action.

In Old Days Men Studied For The Sake Of Self-improvement; Nowadays Men Study In Order To Impress Other People.

How Great Is The Path Proper To The Sage! Like Overflowing Water, It Sends Forth And Nourishes All Things, And Rises Up To The Height Of Heaven. All-complete Is Its Greatness! It Embraces The Three Hundred Rules Of Ceremony, And The Three Thousand Rules Of Demeanor. It Waits For The Proper Man, And Then It Is Trodden. Hence It Is Said, 'only By Perfect Virtue Can The Perfect Path, In All Its Courses, Be Made A Fact.'

Death And Life Have Their Determined Appointments; Riches And Honors Depend Upon Heaven.