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I'm Not Going To Pretend That Bad Things Don't Happen. I Just Hope My Daughter Has Enough Understanding That When They Do, Just Give Me A Call.

Now All Of Us In Our Thirties Are The First Generation That Get To Say, "i Don't Know How I Feel About That System, I Don't Know If I Want Kids, I Don't Know If I Want To Get Married."

You Can Make Jokes But [ George Clooney] Is Everything That Anyone's Ever Said About Him.

I'm A Sucker Where I Love Shifting Tides.

Being Funny Is One Of My Greatest Strengths. I Can Make Girls Smile When They're Down, And When They're Having A Good Time, I Can Carry On The Joke.