The First Time I Did Stand-up Was

You Want The Actors To Disappear Into Roles And Stay Under The Radar, And That Gets Harder When Someone Is Known For Their Actual Personality, Or Who They Seem To Be.

I Love Going To Weddings. And I Love It When My Friends Get Married. I'm Not Against Marriage But It's Just Not For Me. I'm A Vegetarian, But I Don't Have A Problem If You Want A Hamburger.

Don’t Forget, God Can See You Masturbating. But Don’t Stop. He’s Almost There.

Letting Your Freak Flag Fly Is Something, No Matter Who You Are, That Takes Great Bravery, Straight Up.

People Can't Help What Topics Cut Them Deep. It All Depends On Who's Inferring - And What The Contexts Of Their Lives Are At The Time.