The First Recipe For Happiness Is: Avoid

Old Age Diminishes Our Strength; It Takes Away Our Pleasures One After The Other; It Withers The Soul As Well As The Body; It Renders Adventure And Friendship Difficult; And Finally It Is Shadowed By Thoughts Of Death.

The Clear And Simple Words Of Common Usage Are Always Better Than Those Of Erudition. The Jargon Of The Philosophers Not Seldom Conceals An Absence Of Thought.

If, In New York, You Arrive Late For An Appointment, Say, "i Took A Taxi".

No One Can Be Profoundly Original Who Does Not Avoid Eccentricity.

When You Become Used To Never Being Alone, You May Consider Yourself Americanised