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The Popular Definition Of Tragedy Is Heavy Drama In Which Everyone Is Killed In The Last Act, Comedy Being Light Drama In Which Everyone Is Married In The Last Act.

Democracy Substitutes Election By The Incompetent Many For Appointment By The Corrupt Few.

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