The First Album I Bought With My

Sites Like Funny Or Die And College Humor Are Great, But I'd Say It's Appealing To 80% Men And 20% Women.

I Need A Coffee To Go With My Coffee.

If I'm Going To Be 'too' Anything, 'too Cute' Is Fine. I Love Puppies. So What? Who Hates Puppies?

For Some Reason, People Look At Me And Laugh. I Don't Know Why.

When You Have Endless Time, You Take All Day To Go To The Grocery Store. But, If You Have To Be At Work For 14 Hours A Day, You Manage Your Time Better. I Know I Do.