The Fire In The Belly Is Essential,

Those Catholics, They Really Nab You When You're Young.

Each Year Of Life Brings Us Nearer To Our Decline, But I Will Continue To Seek A Listener Until I'm Dead In A Ditch.

The Only Thing That Could Possibly Save British Politics Would Be Margaret Thatcher's Assassin.

Eating Meat Is The Most Disgusting Thing I Can Think Of. It's Like Biting Into Your Grandmother.

It May All End Tomorrow, Or It Could Go On Forever (in Which Case I'm Doomed).