The Facts Of Life Are Very Stubborn

As Anyone Who Has Ever Been Around A Cat For Any Length Of Time Well Knows, Cats Have Enormous Patience With The Limitations Of The Human Mind. They Realize That, Whether They Like It Or Not, They Are Simply Going To Have To Put Up With What To Them Are Excruciatingly Slow Mental Processes, That We Humans Have Embarrassingly Low I.q.'s, And That Probably Because Of These Defects, We Have An Infuriating Inability To Understand, Let Alone Follow, Even The Simplist And Most Explicit Of Directions.

There Were Three Terrible Ages Of Childhood - Zero To 10, 10 To 20, And 20 To 30.

There Are Only Two Ways Out For Animals At Pounds--being Adopted Or Being Killed. And Cats Have Such A Low Rate Of Adoption That Many Pounds, Even In Some Larger Cities, Don't Bother To Take Them In At All. Not For Nothing Is It Always The "dog Pound" And Never The "cat Pound.

On Resigning As Collaborator On The Memoirs Of The Former Wallis Warfield Simpson, New Summaries, 6 October 1955. You Can't Make The Duchess Of Windsor Into Rebecca Of Sunnybrook Farm.

I Will Omit But I Will Not Distort.