The Fact Is, Almost Everything You Do

The Right To Freedom Of Association Is Fine, But Why Shouldn't The Cops Be Allowed To Mine Your Social Network To Figure Out If You're Hanging Out With Gangbangers And Terrorists?

I'm Not A Lawyer I'm A Kind Of Mouthpiece/activist Type, Though Occasionally They Shave Me And Stuff Me Into My Bar Mitzvah Suit And Send Me To A Standards Body Or The Un To Stir Up Trouble. I Spend About Three Weeks A Month On The Road Doing Completely Weird Stuff Like Going To Microsoft To Talk About Drm.

Stories Are Propaganda, Virii That Slide Past Your Critical Immune System And Insert Themselves Directly Into Your Emotions.

It May Be Hard To Monetize Fame, But It Is Impossible To Monetize Obscurity.

What If I Got Hit By Lightning While Walking With An Umbrella? Ban Umbrellas! Fight The Menace Of Lightning!