The Fact In Acting, You Can Tap

I Find The World More Absurd Now Than I Did When I Was A Kid.

I Was On The Set Of 'braveheart' And My Mate Says To Me, 'do You Think This Film Will Be Any Good?' And I Really Meant This, Too, I Told Him 'let Me Put It This Way - It Won't Win Any Awards.' Cut To: Five Oscars.

There's No Such Thing As An Actor Giving Positive Criticism To A Director. The Minute You Say 'don't You Think It Would Look Nicer', That Director's Going To Hate Your Guts. Particularly If It's A Good Idea.

The Vatican Has Tried To Condemn 'the Magdalene Sisters' As A Pack Of Lies And That I've Made It All Up - I Wish I Was That Good A Dramatist - And In Terms Of Public Relations, That Was The Daftest Thing They Ever Did.

Filmmaking Is Something I Have To Do. It's Not Something I Particularly Want To Do.