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A Career Is All Very Well, But No One Lives By Work Alone.

My Mother Should Have Been Jewish. She Could Have Taught A Class On How To Induce Guilt.

My Mother Wasn't Rational Those Last Years; If She Had Been, She Would Have Been Horrified By Her Own Behavior.

I Was Born In A Blender.

Children Have A Way Of Forcing You Back Into The Present Moment.