The Excuses We Make To Ourselves When

One Of Our Forefathers Must Have Read A Forbidden Book.

It Thunders, Howls, Roars, Hisses, Whistles, Blusters, Hums, Growls, Rumbles, Squeaks, Groans, Sings, Crackles, Cracks, Rattles, Flickers, Clicks, Snarls, Tumbles, Whimpers, Whines, Rustles, Murmurs, Crashes, Clucks, To Gurgle, Tinkles, Blows, Snores, Claps, To Lisp, To Cough, It Boils, To Scream, To Weep, To Sob, To Croak, To Stutter, To Lisp, To Coo, To Breathe, To Clash, To Bleat, To Neigh, To Grumble, To Scrape, To Bubble. These Words, And Others Like Them, Which Express Sounds Are More Than Mere Symbols: They Are A Kind Of Hieroglyphics For The Ear.

The Highest Point To Which A Weak But Experienced Mind Can Rise Is Detecting The Weakness Of Better Men.

It Is Almost Everywhere The Case That Soon After It Is Begotten The Greater Part Of Human Wisdom Is Laid To Rest In Repositories.

The Fly That Doesn't Want To Be Swatted Is Most Secure When It Lights On The Fly-swatter.