The Essence Of Humor Is That It

There Are Few Nudities So Objectionable As The Naked Truth.

People Who Cannot Recognize A Palpable Absurdity Are Very Much In The Way Of Civilization.

Democracy Forever Teases Us With The Contrast Between Its Ideals And Its Realities, Between Its Heroic Possibilities And Its Sorry Achievements.

A Puppy Is But A Dog, Plus High Spirits, And Minus Common Sense.

In The Stress Of Modern Life, How Little Room Is Left For That Most Comfortable Vanity That Whispers In Our Ears That Failures Are Not Faults! Now We Are Taught From Infancy That We Must Rise Or Fall Upon Our Own Merits; That Vigilance Wins Success, And Incapacity Means Ruin