The Enemy Is Always In The Mind.

There Have Been Five Great Kisses Since 1642 B.c...(before Then Couples Hooked Thumbs.) And The Precise Rating Of Kisses Is A Terribly Difficult Thing, Often Leading To Great Controversy.... Well, This One Left Them All Behind.

I'm Not Witch. I'm Your Wife.

Mawidge Is A Dweam Wiffin A Dweam. The Dweam Of Wuv Wapped Wiffin The Gweater Dweam Of Everwasting West. Eternity Is Our Fwiend, Wemember That, And Wuv Wiw Fowwow You Fowever.

I Know Something You Do Not Know. I Am Not Left-handed Either.

Look. (grown-ups Skip This Paragraph) I'm Not About To Tell You This Book Has A Tragic Ending. I Already Said In The Very First Line How It Was My Favorite In All The World. But There's A Lot Of Bad Stuff Coming.