The Duty Of Comedy Is To Correct

The Most Effective Way Of Attacking Vice Is To Expose It To Public Ridicule. People Can Put Up With Rebukes But They Cannot Bear Being Laughed At: They Are Prepared To Be Wicked But They Dislike Appearing Ridiculous.

To Inspire Love Is A Woman's Greatest Ambition, Believe Me. It's The One Thing Woman Care About And There's No Woman So Proud That She Does Not Rejoice At Heart In Her Conquests.

I Assure You, An Educated Fool Is More Foolish Than An Uneducated One.

People Can Be Induced To Swallow Anything, Provided It Is Sufficiently Seasoned With Praise.

No Matter What Everybody Says, Ultimately These Things Can Harm Us Only By The Way We React To Them.