The Duty Of Comedy Is To Correct

Heaven Forbids, It Is True, Certain Gratifications, But There Are Ways And Means Of Compounding Such Matters.

People Don't Mind Being Mean; But They Never Want To Be Ridiculous.

Don't Appear So Scholarly, Pray. Humanize Your Talk, And Speak To Be Understood.

I Hate All Men, The Ones Because They Are Mean And Vicious, And The Others For Being Complaisant With The Vicious Ones.

Esteem Must Be Founded On Preference: To Hold Everyone In High Esteem Is To Esteem Nothing.