The Duty Of Comedy Is To Correct

It's True Heaven Forbids Some Pleasures, But A Compromise Can Usually Be Found.

Assassination's The Fastest Way.

All Right-minded People Adore It; And Anyone Who Is Able To Live Without It Is Unworthy To Draw Breathe

Too Great Haste Leads Us To Error.

How Strange It Is To See With How Much Passion People See Things Only In Their Own Fashion!