The Doctor Looked At My Cardiogram And

The Thing I Have Learned, Especially In The Internet Age, Probably The Easiest Thing In The World Is To Declare That Something Is Not Funny. I Mean It's Not Actually Humor To Say Something Is Not Funny, But It Is Viewed By A Lot Of People - And By That I Mean Mainly Snarky Young Internet Men - As A Kind Of Humor In And Of Itself Is Putting Down Other People's Efforts At Humor. And I Don't Care That Much Anymore About That Because I Know How Easy That Is To Do.

The Nuclear Generator Of Brain Sludge Is Television.

Too Many Bugs And Leeches And Spiders And Spiderwebs. Please Spray The Wilderness To Rid The Area Of These Pests.

People Who Want To Share Their Religious Views With You Almost Never Want You To Share Yours With Them.

I Don't Know What You Can Possibly Do For Less Than $50 To Have Somebody Come In Your House.