The Discontented Man Finds No Easy Chair.

Never Spare The Parson's Wine Nor The Baker's Pudding

I Think Opinions Should Be Judged By Their Influences And Effects; And If A Man Holds None That Tend To Make Him Less Virtuous Or More Vicious, It May Be Concluded That He Holds None That Are Dangerous, Which I Hope Is The Case With Me.

I Am In The Prime Of Senility.

A Man Is Not Completely Born Until He Is Dead.

If You Wou'd Have Guests Merry With Your Cheer, Be So Your Self, Or So At Least Appear.