The Discontented Man Finds No Easy Chair.

Before You Consult Your Fancy, Consult Your Purse.

Wars Are Not Paid For In Wartime. The Bill Comes Later.

Most People Dislike Vanity In Others, Whatever Share They Have Of It Themselves; But I Give It Fair Quarter, Wherever I Meet With It, Being Persuaded That It Is Often Productive Of Good To The Possessor, And To Others Who Are Within His Sphere Of Action: And Therefore, In Many Cases, It Would Not Be Altogether Absurd If A Man Were To Thank God For His Vanity Among The Other Comforts Of Life.

Guests, Like Fish, Begin To Smell After Three Days.

Love, Cough, & A Smoke, Can't Well Be Hid.