The Delicate Balance Between Modesty And Conceit

Only The Insane Take Themselves Seriously.

A Man's Work Is Rather The Needful Supplement To Himself Than The Outcome Of It.

One Might Well Say That Mankind Is Divisible Into Two Great Classes: Hosts And Guests.

Golf: The Most ... Perfect Expression Of National Stupidity.

A Crowd, Proportionately To Its Size, Magnifies All That In Its Units Pertains To The Emotions, And Diminishes All That In Them Pertains To Thought.