The Crazy Ones Only Laugh When There

We Are Here To Laugh At The Odds And Live Our Lives So Well That Death Will Tremble To Take Us.

If You Can Hit A Guy Once, You Can Hit Him Twice.

"baby," I Said. "i'm A Genius But Nobody Knows It But Me."

The More Cats You Have, The Longer You Live. If You Have A Hundred Cats, You'll Live Ten Times Longer Than If You Have Ten. Someday This Will Be Discovered, And People Will Have A Thousand Cats And Live Forever.

My Hands Dead My Heart Dead Silence Adagio Of Rocks The World Ablaze That's The Best For Me.