The Cow's Point Of View Deserves More

Explanations Comfort Us By Giving The Impression That There Is An Order In Things.

Passion Cooks. Reason Cleans.

To Be A Social Success, Do Not Act Pathetic, Arrogant, Or Bored. Do Not Discuss Your Unhappy Childhood, Your Visit To The Dentist,the Shortcomings Of Your Cleaning Woman, The State Of Your Bowels, Or Your Spouse's Bad Habits. You Will Be Thought A Paragon (or Perhaps A Monster) Of Good Behavior.

Do Not Wait For A Reason To Be Happy.

Innocence Is Thought Charming Because It Offers Delightful Possibilities For Exploitation.