The Corporatization Of The Press Really Has

We've Gotten Rid Of (saddam Hussein), And I Suppose That's A Good Thing.

What John Mccain Didn`t Realize Was That Sarah Palin Was His Demographic. He Thought He Was Appealing To Younger Women, And In Fact, Sarah Palin Appealed To People Who Were Like Mccain, Old White Guys, Who Thought She Was Sexy To Skin A Moose. That Was A Miscalculation, It Didn`t Work. They Didn`t Do The Vetting, They Didn`t Do The Polling.

You Think People Can Work All Day And Then Pick Up Their Kids At Child Care Or Wherever, And Get Home, And Then Still Manage To Sandwich In An Eight-hour Vote? Well, Republicans, I Guess, Can Do That, Because A Lot Of Them Have Never Made An Honest Living In Their Lives.

If You're Really Worried About The Effect Of "silent Night" On The Kids, You Need A Hobby Or Something, And I'm Glad You're Pointing That Out.

What I Usually Do Is Tell Funny Stories From The Road, Many Of Which Are, Of Course, Unprintable. But I Don't Actually Have A Joke. I Don't Tell Jokes Much. I Tell Little Stories.