The Cheerful Loser Is The Winner.

Formal Religion Was Organized For Slaves: It Offered Them Consolation Which Earth Did Not Provide.

Never Explain - Your Friends Do Not Need It And Your Enemies Will Not Believe You Anyway.

It's Pretty Hard To Be Efficient Without Being Obnoxious.

Friendship, Like Credit, Is Highest When It Is Not Used.

Truth, In Its Struggles For Recognition, Passes Through Four Distinct Stages. First, We Say It Is Damnable, Dangerous, Disorderly, And Will Surely Disrupt Society. Second, We Declare It Is Heretical, Infidelic And Contrary To The Bible. Third, We Say It Is Really A Matter Of No Importance Either One Way Or The Other. Fourth, We Aver That We Have Always Upheld It And Believed It.