The Celebrity Thing, I Mean, Lindsay Lohan

Engineering Stimulates The Mind.

A Few Of These Interviews Have Gone Slightly Awry, Because Every Now And Again There Has Been The Odd Conflict Of Interest Between Interviews Because Of The Iron Maiden Record, And I Am A Bit Long-winded.

One Of My Earliest Ventures Was When I Was Nine Years Old. I Realized There Was A Shortage Of Pencils At School, So I Started Rent-a-pencil. But I Made A Fundamental Mistake. Everybody Stole My Pencils.

Iron Maiden Is An Institution, And I'm Delighted That I'm Involved In It, But There Was A Time That I Wasn't Delighted So I Quit.

Major Labels Blow All Their Money Massively And Blame It On The Band.