The Catholic Church Is An Institution I

The Rich Arrived In Pairs And Also In Rolls Royces; They Talked Of Their Affairs In Loud And Strident Voices... The Poor Arrived In Fords, Whose Features They Resembled; They Laughed To See So Many Lords And Ladies All Assembled. The People In Between Looked Underdone And Harassed, And Our Of Place And Mean, And Horribly Embarrassed.

I Forget The Name Of The Place; I Forget The Name Of The Girl; But The Wine Was Chambertin.

Of Old When Folk Lay Sick And Sorely Tried The Doctors Gave Them Physic, And They Died. But Here's A Happier Age: For Now We Know Both How To Make Men Sick And Keep Them So.

Be At The Pains Of Putting Down Every Single Item Of Expenditure Whatsoever Every Day Which Could Possibly Be Twisted Into A Professional Expense And Remember To Lump In All The Doubtfulls.

I Am A Sundial, And I Make A Botch Of What Is Done Much Better By A Watch.