The Calm, Cool Face Of The River,

Let America Be America Again. Let It Be The Dream It Used To Be.

Hard As I Try, Daddy-o, I Really Do Not Like Concert Singers. They Are Always Singing In Some Foreign Language.

When I Were A Young Man, I Used To Play Baseball And Steal Bases Just Like Jackie Robinson. If The Empire Would Rule Me Out, I Would Get Mad And Hit The Empire.

Humor Is When The Joke's On You But Hits The Other Fellow First -- Before It Boomerangs.

I Got The Weary Blues And I Can't Be Satisfied.