The Brown Paper Bag Is The Only

Listen, I've Been Sick Ever Since I Started Working Here, But Today I'm Well And I Won't Be In Anymore.

Well, There's One Thing To Be Said For Money. It Can Make You Rich.

I Journey To The East, Where I Have Been Told, There Are Men Who Have Taught Death Some Manners.

The Rich Are The Most Discriminated-against Minority In The World. Openly Or Covertly, Everybody Hates The Rich Because, Openly Or Covertly, Everybody Envies The Rich. Me, I Love The Rich. Somebody Has To Love Them. Sure, A Lot O’ Rich People Are Assholes, But Believe Me, A Lot O’ Poor People Are Assholes, Too, And An Asshole With Money Can At Least Pay For His Own Drinks.

Religion Is Not Merely The Opium Of The Masses, It's The Cyanide.